When does war start?

When does the world come out of it's ugly shell and somebody please start a war so nations will be engaged. I'm done. The nuclear codes must be broken and annihilation must reign. Korea, Iraq, Iran, Japan, Russia, China, Israel. All on deck! We about to be in the midst of a revival and the world will be changed for good. Please tell me, dear reader, when does the first battle begin? The world is too restful and I'm afraid of living here.